the-chelseahotel:

Reblog with your listening age according to Spotify

miss-nerd-alert:

lady-byleth:

mypunkpansexualtwin:

an-eldritch-nightmare-deactivat:

demigoddessqueens:

immaplatypus:

cookie-sheet-toboggan:

Air Himbo

Originally posted by aeowowu

Water Himbo

Originally posted by jupitter-argento

Earth Himbo

Originally posted by buttheirintuitionsmagic-deactiv

Fire Himbo

Originally posted by figuratively-dying

@crvggio​ I’ve been laughing at this for 47 years

And the Avatar

Originally posted by kindastupidbutkindanot

Reblogging again because that last addition is IMPORTANT

But when the world needed him most, he pulled the wrong lever…

Why do they even have that lever?

Well done everyone, 10/10 post

geddyqueer:

there is this thing called a “kitty cat”. and you can get one for inside your home, and it will sit on all of your surfaces, and you can pet it.

mylittleredgirl:

thank you all gif makers everywhere, yes i WOULD like to live inside that half a second when my otp looked at each other forever on repeat, lovingly color-adjusted to make them even hotter than ever

curlicuecal:

the-haiku-bot:

asexxxualauthor:

disneyflopera:

somewhatstacey:

aichu-dechu:

ina-gartens-weave:

ina-gartens-weave:

ina-gartens-weave:

why haven’t I seen anyone posting about that giant fucking baby penguin in Melbourne that’s bigger than some of the adults already

his name is Pesto <3

this bastard weighs 46 lbs at 9 months old. he’s 22 lbs heavier than his PARENTS

OMG I SAW THIS LAD IN PERSON AND LOST EVERY OUNCE OF SHIT I’VE EVER POSSESSED

Look at him!

Also he was separated with one of his parents when I saw him but obviously wanted to Be Where The People Penguins Are so they’d set him up with a little rock stool so he could gaze upon his brethren:

Which enabled me to capture the single funniest video I’ve ever taken of anything in my life:

All hail Pesto! The king of chonk!

He’s adventurous, cheeky, sings to the caretakers who clean his enclosure and has been seen CANOODLING with a penguin named Pudding.

And fucking handsome too—look at him striking a pose with his new look!

And fucking handsome

too—look at him striking a

pose with his new look!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Y'all omg, look at him in his awkward teen phase

allsadnshit:

Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally “splurging” on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where’s all this money gonna come from

jewishbarbies:

I’ve been laughing at “fuck this lemon you take it” for several minutes

oldblogarchived:

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

sisyphusshrugged:

having a hard time focusing today. i’ve also had a hard time focusing for the previous 15 or so years leading up to now but this post is about today.

luxiomahariel:

they should invent a taking care of your own body thats easy